Today’s article is the opposing view of our resident man and woman on if Tiger Woods public humiliation and allegedly being beaten by his wife makes up for his adultery. Should we feel sorry for Tiger for what he’s going through or should the public drag all the dirty secrets into the light and the marriage be broken because of it?

HE SAID:

Poor Tiger Wood . Before I get started I’d like to point out that this guy’s official stance on cheating on your spouse is that it’s wrong. If you’re going to cheat then you need to just leave the person you’re with. Don’t make excuses for why your not leaving. You’re cheating! Just leave!

The first thing I would like to point out is that adultery in this day in age is NOT a predominantly male offense. Just as many women cheat as men so I don’t want to hear any arguments about “men being dogs” or anything like that when women tend to cheat just as much, and are more skilled at covering it up then men!

I don’t know the whole story and neither does anyone else about Tiger’s situation. For all we know this guys wife could be an uptight prude. Maybe she was molested and has issues with sex. Maybe she was cheating on Tiger and this was his way of getting revenge. The bottom line is I just don’t have enough information on poor Tiger’s situation to declare that he is at fault. It does appear that he was cheating on his wife and that he was trying to cover it up, but what we don’t know is why.

As a fellow man you have to feel bad for the Tiger. He must feel completely betrayed by this woman he has been spending time with for the last 2 years. Now she is out there selling all his info to the paparazzi. On top of that he was allegedly beaten by his wife when she found out about the affair. The whole world now knows this fact. On top of that kind of public humiliation he is locked up at home with the angry abusing wife all by his lonesome. Tiger must be doing some hard core ass kissing right now trying to get his wife to stick by him before they come out publicly on the issue.

His wife has been living pretty well on the Tiger gravy train and she owes it to him to stick by him until this whole thing blows over. That’s how all rich and famous women handle this situation. They come out looking like a champ for standing by their man, they write a book about what a strong woman they are and they get even more rich and famous. Hopefully Tiger has learned his lesson and he will resolve with her whatever issues drove him into the other woman’s arms so that it won’t happen again and they can live happily ever after like every other cheating married couple I know. God bless America.

SHE SAID:

So, let me get this straight… having a super model wife, all the money in the world, and actually being “#1” in your field still not enough for you? WTF?

If you have it all why do you still need more, Tiger?! I can’t believe how he was dumb enough to trust someone who dated an idiot from Tool Academy. Give me a freaking break! Did he really think that she wasn’t going to sell him out eventually? She’s a waitress that needs money and he was her meal ticket! He got played like a complete dumb ass and now he is humiliating his family in the process.

I can’t stand hearing on the radio, “Poor Tiger feels betrayed.” WHAT ABOUT HIS WIFE? How do you think she feels! She has to hear all about her piece of shit husband’s raunchy text messages (because of course the skank he cheated with kept every single one) and hear the voice mail where he is trying to hide the evidence once his wife caught on. What a dirt bag! People were actually feeling bad for the scum of the earth because he got an ass beating from the mother of his children. I’m glad he can’t leave his house and his is stuck in there with his wife. What’s that famous quote? “Hell has no fury like a woman scorned”

The sad part is that he’s probably going to buy her a $2.5 million dollar ring and his betrayal to his family will just get swept under the rug.
It makes me sick….. I hope a golf ball hits him in the nuts and his penis falls off!

What the hell is this thing about? Why do men hate it and women love it? Lets take a look at what the Opposing View on Twilight is all about.

He Said:

Okay this has to be the most retarded crazy fad since teenage girls made Titanic one of the highest grossing movies of all time. What the hell are these girls (and grown women!) freaking out about? Why is our society okay with these young impressionable girls LUSTING over “bad boys” that clearly are not what a parent would want for their kids?

I mean seriously, I have come to realize that no one knows how to obsess like a teenage girl. It reminds me of when my cat goes into heat. They become some other kind of of creature that I no longer recognize. We had the unfortunate lot to have our daughter’s 11th birthday fall very near the release of the Twilight New Moon movie. My wife and my daughters took advantage and planned an all girl Twilight movie and sleepover party to celebrate her 11th birthday. After driving these psycho creatures to the movie (they ceased existing as their own individual entities for about 12 hours and became some kind of obsessive wolf worshiping hive mind) I decided that on behalf of all men I was going to score one for the rest of us. That’s right the rest of us. Those of us that recognize Twilight is a piece of shit hack story that has been turned into a poorly written, badly acted, and highly uneven crapfest of a movie series.

I drove my hive mind pack of ab hungry pre-teens in heat beast to this movie with my vampire fangs left over from Halloween in full effect. Not only that but I covered myself in my wife’s glitter lotion so that I would be sure to “sparkle” when I stepped into the sunlight. Top that off with a big fat sign on taped to the front and back of my chest that read “Team Bella” and some black sharpy drawn on abs that I could flash randomly at people, and you have some justice!

Some times you have to show people just how retarded they have allowed themselves to become. I mean when this teenage kid takes off his shirt for the first time I looked around and thought that some soccer moms were legit orgasmic with glee. I’m sorry but no matter how a big a geek a teenage boy is about Lord of the Rings or Star Trek, you don’t see them having mass orgasm to a jail bait punk kid in unison!

Now that I have seen first hand the raving lunacy of not only young girls, but grown ass married women, I think the world owes Star Trek fans everywhere a huge apology. I encourage all men everywhere to do your part and embarass as many of these hive minded orgasm seeking psycho stalker creatures we call females as possible!

SHE SAID:

This past weekend my husband and I took 10 little girls to go see Twilight Saga New Moon. The girls had been looking forward to seeing this for about 6 months or so and I’m not ashamed to say that I am a grown woman that was just as excited.

About 2 years ago (before Twilight was a phenomenon) a co-worker handed me the first Twilight book. I have to admit, I had my doubts since it wasn’t the type of book I would have chosen for myself. The first few chapters were kind of blah since the main character Bella has no personality what so ever, but once the super gorgeous vampire (my image of Edward was not Robert Pattinson) falls for the boring mousy new girl, you start rooting for her. I quickly finished the story and moved on to the second one, New Moon. I think that book was even more boring than the first… but I kept reading it anyway. Why? Well because I just HAD to know who Bella chooses.

I’m not at all surprised that it is a huge hit. The 2 guys, who are mystical and beautiful, fighting over a not so unique girl is probably every girls dream. Even though I think it’s silly how crazy these girls get over the actors, I still peek at my daughter’s magazines and watch all the “inside” shows on “E!”

It’s kind of weird, I’m not sure what exactly draws me in, the bad writing, the boring plot or the fact that the girl is clearly choosing the wrong guy, but I enjoy being part of it. I can’t wait until Eclipse comes out.

Go team Jacob!