Is The Orgasm Real Or Not

Statistically speaking the two biggest areas of concern for any relationship are going to be money and sex. Today we will look at the latter issue. Faking orgasms is done by both men and women for a variety of reasons. A study by the online dating service Lavalife showed that nearly 50% of all men have faked an orgasm! You may be asking yourself how this is possible since there is normally physical evidence (no pic needed) of a man’s climax. Well with the use of condoms it is in fact possible for a man to fake it.

Women have a much easier time faking it than men, obviously. They do it for a number of reasons and some of them may surprise you! Since it’s kind of obvious if a man faked it or not, one has to appreciate the fact that the average women can pull of an academy award winning performance and dupe the same man for years on end without him ever knowing it. Don’t feel bad… if your reading this chances are that a women in your past has faked one with you too!

Case in point is the below well documented footage of one Meg Ryan who proves just how deceptively believable a woman can be when she sets her mind to it. Looking at the video you want to almost believe that she is actually giving herself a big O while faking it… but you would be wrong! They can do this anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.

HE SAID:

Okay as a man I have to say that I don’t really think much about if a woman is faking it or not. I think its best just to assume that they always are so that you don’t have to waste any of your energy really thinking about it.

I mean, if you’re going to be brutally honest, 99% of the time you are not in it to please someone else as a guy. I mean seriously would you be okay with NOT finishing if a woman finished first and something came up? Let’s say she finishes and just then you get a knock at the door or the phone rings and it’s somebody really important. Are you going to be okay with NOT finishing yourself but feeling pleased because at least you did your job and gave your woman the big O? HELL NO!!!

You can say whatever you want to other people but you know the truth is that you are in it for yourself. You aren’t “making love” to anybody but yourself if you’re a man! Men have goals and they meet their objectives. The objective of having sex for a man is to get his rocks off plain and simple. If the woman gets what she needs in the process then so be it, but as a man you gotta keep your eye on that primary objective!

If you want to keep your woman around your going to figure out that the best way to handle this whole orgasm problem is to make sure you knock out the woman’s needs first so that you can get down to business after the fact. In a single minded “one thing at a time” guy’s mind, this is the best solution since you can accomplish task A and then move on to task B! Multitasking doesn’t work out so well for most guys, especially when sex is involved.

Why are women able to fake it and not get called out? Well it’s pretty simple I think.

1. Men want to think they are the best and aren’t gonna let a little thing like reality get in the way of their ego.
2. Women are taking advantage of the fact that the man is in a weakened mental state and is not going to over analyze the situation. You don’t have to be Meryl Streep to pull one over on a guy that is doing the deed with you.

In closing I would like to say that all woman should always tell their man what a great lover they are and fake it if you have to until you can teach him how to do it right. You damn women like to fake headaches all the time, why not fake enjoying sex more often instead! Luckily this guy is an expert and doesn’t have to worry about that.

SHE SAID:

If you have to ask… than she faked it

Sorry guys, but all females fake it every now and then. If you think that no one’s ever faked it with you, well then you are delusional and you need to deflate your big ego, cause guess what? You’re not that good.

Why do women fake it? Well that’s easy… men are big babies. If you don’t make them feel like they are the best and the biggest you’ve ever had, they just don’t function as well. If they think that they can’t get you to orgasm… well, then it’s obvious that it has something to do with their size or technique. It couldn’t possibly be that only 50% of women orgasm during sex to begin with… no of course not.

Well here are a few pointers to tell if she is faking it or not:

1. If she sounds like a broken record with the moaning. That means that she is in complete “auto pilot” and is just waiting for it to be over with. You know what I’m talking about,” ohhh.. mmhhmm… ohhh… mmhmm” over and over with the same note… no change in breathing or tone in her voice… that is a clear sign that she is figuring out her schedule or her grocery list while you think you are giving her the best lay of her life.
2. If out of nowhere she starts talking dirty and getting real dramatic as if she was filming a porn… well that’s because she looked over at the time a realized you were taking too damn long so she figured she’d speed things up for you.
3. If she starts to tell you that she is going to orgasm… that is just so you get turned on enough with yourself so you will hurry up and finish. Because nothing turns a guy on more than being in “mission accomplished” mode.
4. If right after sex, she is not just laying there but instead putting her clothes back on before you are even done making your “mess” well then she really faked it and you were awful… she didn’t even find the need to keep pretending…
5. And the last sign … if you have to ask her if she came… then she faked it!

If you still think that you are one of those rare cases that make a girl orgasm all the time… I have a dare for you. Go to your nearest adult toy store or online kink shop and purchase any toy that vibrates. Try it out with your girl. If she tells you,” wow” and gets all snuggly with you afterward it because she’s never had an orgasm like that before in her life (And you’ll probably get some extra points for being such an insightful lover and buying this for her)!
Don’t feel bad guys, all girls fake it.